Monday, 10 October 2011

The Receptionist's Truths, Part 1

I don't necessarily know "what the call is regarding", they asked for you by name and it's a bit tacky to second guess. If you wanted a secretary you probably should have tried harder at school.

I probably should remember who you are, I do not. So you will wear your visitor's badge.

"This is an urgent message" Yeeeeeeaaaaah, but is it though? Many's the time I have rushed forth and handed the post-it note over, only for the recipient to smirk a bit and walk away.

"Why am I blocked in the car park?" Because space is finite.

Nothing will convince me to pull you out of your meeting faster than a call from a primary school re: vomiting child.